Have you heard the one.....

     A Duck fan goes into an establishment and sits down.   He says to the large guy next to him, "Do you wanna hear a joke about the Beavers?"   The large man says, "Before you tell me I need to tell you I'm 6'4" and weigh 225 lbs. and I'm an OSU alum, the guy next to me is 6'3" and 240 lbs., also a Beav, and the guy next to him is 6'1", weighs 210 lbs., another member of the Orange and Black.   Now do you still want to tell me that joke?"  The Duck fan says,"No, I don't want to have to explain it 3 times."

Thanks to Son-In-Law of the Coach for this material.

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