Saturday, August 11, 2012

The Idiot Meter

     Today might just have hit the tops in stupid driver observations.   I watched as a woman driving a mini-van was holding a soda in one hand, driving with the other, and talking on her cell that she had pinched between her ear and shoulder.   Where do we get these people?  If they drive, and apparently they must, I propose the following sign be displayed to warn others.

     How do the Lions follow up a successful season?   Why, by 5 arrests in the off season.   Apparently integrity does not accompany ability.   One of the apprehended has been released by the Detroit, but our old friend Nick Fairley, twice cuffed, is still a part of the plan in Motown.   
How long will they stay behind this guy?   I'm not sure who is the bigger idiot, Fairley or the Lion management.   I thought they had upgraded when they fired Matt Millen, maybe not so much.

        Tyrann Mathieu has been dismissed from LSU's football team.   Inside sources say it is due to failing a drug test for the 3rd time.   Apparently, he really didn't care.   Does he know Cliff Harris by any chance? 

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