To Whatever You Are:
See your dermatologist regarding laser tattoo removal. YIKES!
To Cliff Harris:
I believe Onterrio Smith is looking for a roommate, contact him and he can hook you up with a minimum wage job, just like the one he has.
To All D-1
Keep your eyes open when Duck hoops coaches are in town, you never know who they will get to defect.
To Nick Fairley:
Hey Nick, wait until you play an entire season before you declare you and Suh are the best defensive tandem.