Wednesday, June 19, 2013

A Case of the Stupids

Here we go, another round of dumb stuff from the world of sports.


My alma Mater has decided the use of their logo is worth $500,000 a year.   Small printing businesses in the Eugene area have traditionally paid a considerable sum for the use of the logo, but half a mil?   Most of these businesses don't gross that much business in a year!   This looks like a push to cancel contracts with the Mom & Pop operations and go exclusively with Uncle Phil.  Head Ducks need to re-think this position and make the amount more reasonable.  Keep our small businesses afloat!

Oh crap, what do I owe you for the picture.....

New Razorback's coach Bret Bielema has proposed rule changes to slow down college football offenses, stating the need for defensive player safety be the reason.  Well now, Head Hog, maybe you should just get your Piggies in condition or figure out a substitution routine that accounts for the speedy offenses.   I know your old conference moved at a snail's pace, but step up son!   It's your job to adjust to the current trends and not try to change rules to suit your style.  It will be great having another SEC team to hate, Arkansas welcome to the list.

Thankfully, the Beavs knocked Louisville out of the college World Series.   Now, don't get me wrong, I have nothing  against the Cardinals.   I just couldn't take any more of Rick Pitino.   The game broadcast was secondary to having to listen to Rick and his take on, well, everything!  And here I thought they were there for the baseball, silly me.


Hooray, another Stoops-idity!   Kentucky football coach, Mark Stoops, has offered a scholarship to a 13 year old!   The kid hasn't even played one game of high school ball!  Next he plans to request the ultrasounds of a promising fetus he spotted in Florida.

Former Lion mistake, Titus Young, was arrested twice in one day.   After being arrested for driving under the influence, he was issued a citation and released.   Later that same day he was arrested for trying to steal his own car from the impound lot.   Is this guy a loon or what?

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.”
-Albert Einstein

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