Friday, July 11, 2014

Best Minor League Mascots

Minor League Baseball is, and should be, all about the entertainment.   The following are my top 15 mascots in the bush leagues, but with questions:

#15 - New Orleans Zephyrs
  Do orthodontists get in free?

          #14 - Richmond Flying Squirrels
           Is Bullwinkle a season ticket holder?


#13 - Akron Rubber Ducks
  Is bathtub seating available?


               #12 - Jupiter Hammerheads
                 Does the organist play Mack The Knife?


#11 - Toledo Mud Hens
  Do they ever call them the Mudville 9?

                    #10 - Vermont Lake Monsters
                      Does Nessie do play by play?

#9 - Hickory Crawdads
  What is crawfish pie?

 #8 - Montgomery Biscuits
  Can you get gravy with that?

#7 - Albuquerque Isotopes
  Do your players glow at night games?

#6 - Eugene Emeralds
 Did you get a permit to cut that tree?

#5 - Lansing Lugnuts
  Do your players ever get torqued off?


        #4 - El Paso Chihuahuas
         Did the mascot ever work for Taco Bell?
                                "Yo Quiero"

#3 - Batavia Muckdogs
   Do you have any players named Bouche'?


                                    #2 - Casper Ghosts
                                    Are you friendly?

#1 - Las Vegas 51's
How come ET's never calls us?

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