Thursday, January 16, 2014

Lyrically Laughable

Louisville Hiring Bobby Petrino
Whoa, great hire, this guy reeks of integrity.

"...don't hand me no lies
and keep your hands to yourself."
-Georgia Satellites

Alabama Hiring Lane Kiffen
Get ready Tide, your 2014 Kiffen comes standard with an NCAA Investigator.
"You can't hide your lyin' eyes,
And your smile is a thin disguise."

Auburn's Tre Mason Declaring for the NFL Draft
More Auburn scandal on the way?  Stay tuned....
"Run, run, as fast as you can,
You can't catch me.
I'm a disciple of Scam.."
-The Ginger Bread Man (OK, slightly altered)

D'Anthony Leaving Early
If this NFL thing doesn't work out, Snoop Lion will hook you up with a job.
"Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho,
It's off for dough I go."
-The Seven Dwarfs (paraphrased)

Tampa Bay Trading LeGarrette Blount to New England
The Patriot version of LeG. Blount = 772 yards rushing
Tampa backs Doug Martin + Mike Demps + Mike James combined = 765 yards! 
Nice looking trade Tampa Bay, how are you doing in the playoffs, oh sorry, you haven't been there since 2007.....

"Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Yeah, where did it all go wrong?
But the list goes on and on"
-All American Rejects

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