Best Minor League Mascots

Minor League Baseball is, and should be, all about the entertainment.   The following are my top 15 mascots in the bush leagues, but with questions:





#15 - New Orleans Zephyrs
  Do orthodontists get in free?








          #14 - Richmond Flying Squirrels
           Is Bullwinkle a season ticket holder?



 


#13 - Akron Rubber Ducks
  Is bathtub seating available?



 



               #12 - Jupiter Hammerheads
                 Does the organist play Mack The Knife?






 



#11 - Toledo Mud Hens
  Do they ever call them the Mudville 9?








                      
                    #10 - Vermont Lake Monsters
                      Does Nessie do play by play?

 
#9 - Hickory Crawdads
  What is crawfish pie?







 #8 - Montgomery Biscuits
  Can you get gravy with that?

#7 - Albuquerque Isotopes
  Do your players glow at night games?









                               
#6 - Eugene Emeralds
 Did you get a permit to cut that tree?

#5 - Lansing Lugnuts
  Do your players ever get torqued off?







                               


        #4 - El Paso Chihuahuas
         Did the mascot ever work for Taco Bell?
                                "Yo Quiero"

#3 - Batavia Muckdogs
   Do you have any players named Bouche'?






                                    

                                    #2 - Casper Ghosts
                                    Are you friendly?

#1 - Las Vegas 51's

How come ET's never calls us?