Minor League Baseball is, and should be, all about the entertainment. The following are my top 15 mascots in the bush leagues, but with questions:
#15 - New Orleans Zephyrs
Do orthodontists get in free?
#14 - Richmond Flying Squirrels
Is Bullwinkle a season ticket holder?
#13 - Akron Rubber Ducks
Is bathtub seating available?
#12 - Jupiter Hammerheads
Does the organist play Mack The Knife?
#11 - Toledo Mud Hens
Do they ever call them the Mudville 9?
#10 - Vermont Lake Monsters
Does Nessie do play by play?
#9 - Hickory Crawdads
What is crawfish pie?
#8 - Montgomery Biscuits
Can you get gravy with that?
#7 - Albuquerque Isotopes
Do your players glow at night games?
#6 - Eugene Emeralds
Did you get a permit to cut that tree?
#5 - Lansing Lugnuts
Do your players ever get torqued off?
#4 - El Paso Chihuahuas
Did the mascot ever work for Taco Bell?
"Yo Quiero"
#3 - Batavia Muckdogs
Do you have any players named Bouche'?
#2 - Casper Ghosts
Are you friendly?
#1 - Las Vegas 51's
How come ET's never calls us?