Sunday, April 13, 2014

What Sport Is All About

Many great sports stories have been written by great individuals and great teams.   On Saturday another was written by an unlikely group of determined athletes. 
 
Diminutive Union College defeated mighty Minnesota to win the NCAA Hockey Tournament. 

What is so amazing about Union?   Let's go inside the numbers.

Scholarships
Minnesota: 18 ;  Union: 0
Enrollment
Minnesota: 50,000 ; Union 2,200
NHL Draftees
Minnesota: 14 ; Union 1
Years In D1 Hockey
Minnesota: 66 ; Union: 10

We love to root for the underdog, and by all indications, Union should have been a big one one. It just seems somebody forgot to tell them.  The little guys from Schenectady beat the Gophers 7 - 4 to claim the 2014 NCAA title.
 Well done, Dutchmen!

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Hockey Mascots

As promised here are the mascots of the NCAA Hockey Tournament Teams:


Boston College Eagles










Colgate Raiders












Denver Pioneers?  
Apparently DU has no official mascot, they have an unofficial mascot named Denver Boone.   This has sparked quite a bit of controversy at the college and an ongoing debate as to the nature of their mascot ensues.   I kinda like him.






Ferris State Bulldogs










Minnesota Golden Gophers
Apparently no issues with the orthodontically impaired student population.






Minnesota Stare Mavericks









North Dakota. 
No mascot until 2015. 
Previously had been the Fighting Sioux.






Notre Dame Fighting Irish
What about the Irish pacifists?










Providence Friars






Quinnipiac Bobcats










Robert Morris Colonials










St. Cloud State Huskies










U Mass Lowell River Hawks







Union College Dutchmen
No matter how much I tried I could not find a mascot for the team, apparently they like the name, but live in fear of offending those of Dutch descent.  Why not Hans Brinker, he of the Silver Skates?  Just an idea....










Vermont Catamounts (a local term for cougar, derived from cat of the mountain)




Wisconsin Badgers











Friday, March 28, 2014

Bracket Busters

How are your NCAA Brackets holding up?  I hope you didn't bank on Wisconsin moving on.  What's that you say, Wisconsin is headed for the Elite 8?   Wrong bracket bucko!   I'm talking about the NCAA Hockey Bracket.  I, unlike so many of my contemporaries, lost interest in the NCAA basketball tourney when Oregon fell out of the brackets.   Bring on the kick saves, the checks (not Czechs), the twisted wristers!   Thanks to ESPN U for covering the tourney.   This is where rink powerhouses St. Cloud State, Quinnipiac, and Minnesota St. Mankato compete for a spot in the Frozen Four!   Add the Friars , the Dutchman , and the Catamounts  and you have a formidable group of skaters.   North Dakota State won in their first round, but don't call them boys named Sioux (political correctness is forcing a change of their mascot, so until 2015, they are mascot less).   


Just for kicks, see if you can guess the school with their mascot - and leave the smartphone out of this, try accessing a little of that grey matter you have underused.

Here are the 16 colleges/universities in the tournament:

Boston College
Colgate
Denver
Ferris St.
U. Massachusetts. - Lowell
Minnesota St. - Mankato
U of Minnesota
U of North Dakota
Notre Dame
Providence
Quinnipiac
Robert Morris
St. Cloud St.
Union
Vermont
Wisconsin

Here's your list of mascots:

Badgers
Bobcats
Bulldogs
Catamounts
Colonials
Dutchmen
Eagles
Fighting Irish
Friars
Golden Gophers
Huskies
Mavericks
None
Pioneers
Raiders
River Hawks

Good luck, no cheating, I'll put the answers up on Sunday.



Give Him Another Crack At It

City of Toronto:

Re-Elect Mayor Rob Ford

"At  least my corruptions aren't hidden!"

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Unions For College Athletes?

The brainiacs on the Northwestern football team have cried foul and asked to be unionized.  The issue, of course, is $$.  In my humble opinion, they should be thankful for the money they receive.   The NCAA restricts scholarships to cover only tuition, fees, books, plus room and board - players do not receive reimbursement for transportation, entertainment and school supplies.  Based on the figures from NWU's website the costs for a year of attendance are:



Tuition: $45,120
Fees (health $200, ASG $162, Athletic $45) $407
Room and Board $13,862
Books and Supplies $1878
Cost for Attendance $61,267
 


As a teacher of over 25 years, they have my annual salary beat!   They will come out of the university debt-free and with a diploma (that is, if they really are student/athletes). 



They don't seem to get the idea of what non-athletes (let's call them NA's for short) go through to get their degree.   An overwhelming number of NA's graduate owing huge sums in student loans.  Many work part time jobs to meet the gap financial aid doesn't cover.   These athletes need a cold, hard dose of reality.  They need to see what NA's go through for their degree.   If  an NA's quits before earning the coveted piece of paper, it's money they threw down the drain.  If a athlete quits, they have been living on house money, nothing lost.

Do the universities make money off their football teams?  Damn skippy they do!   How do you think they pay for facilities, staff, and equipment?   Most football programs fund other sports programs at their schools that do not bring in enough revenue to be self-sustaining.  These non-revenue producing programs depend on this money.   It is sad to see that the footballers can't see that they are helping out others, must be awful to be so egocentric. 

Warren Zola, a sports law professor at Boston College, has proposed that the schools pay, in addition to what is already paid, $5,000 “cost-of-attendance stipend” plus catastrophic injury insurance and medical coverage  The $5 grand would cover the transportation, entertainment, and supplies not included in their scholarship.  Wait, entertainment, they are in college, shouldn't studies be at the forefront (OK, that was a ha-ha)?  I seemed to remember plenty of things to do on campus that cost nothing or next-to nothing. 





I agree with the catastrophic injury insurance, the schools owe it to kids who are seriously injured while participating in athletics.
OK, Prof, how about we add these clauses to the proposed "contract"?


* If a player leaves their respective university to play professional sports before using up all of their eligibility  they must pay back 100% of the cost of their attendance at that university plus 5% of their annual salary at the professional level.
* If a player uses up all of their eligibility, but does not graduate, they must pay 5% of their annual salary at the professional level to their respective university.
* If a player uses up all of their eligibility and graduates, they must pay 2.5% of their annual salary at the professional level to their respective university.
     


You will note that the only ones on the hook are the ones who go professional.   The others will be out beating the pavement looking for real work, let the pampered pro's foot the bill.





Sunday, March 9, 2014

Billion Dollars?



Seriously, how can our government think to send $1 Billion to the Ukraine. 









Don't we have our own list of problems to solve?
 




We will have on average 6.5% of our population unemployed in 2014, or about 19.5 million people out of work.









We have over 600,000 homeless people in the U.S., nearly 25% of them children.










A staggering 50.1 million Americans struggle to put food on the table.











Our schools scratch and claw for funding.











And yet, we have the money to throw at the Ukraine.  







Does anyone else think this is wrong?

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Memories of the Sochi Olympics

Time to make of list of the events that stood out in my mind from the 2014 Winter Olympics...

Biggest Disappointment
The US Men's Hockey Team!!  After losing to the Canadians 1 - 0 in the semi's, their pathetic effort in the Bronze Medal game was an embarrassment to hockey fans worldwide.   Forty-three year old Teemu Selanne scores twice for the Fins and 25 year old wonder boy, Patrick Kane, can't convert on 2 penalty shots!
 
I'd hang my head and cover my face, too if my effort was so lousy.

This may be, in a nutshell, why we need to exclude professional players from the Olympics.  All the NHL'ers will go home to their great lives in the USA, complete with amazing salaries and fan worship. They could give a rip if they won a bronze.  Amateurs have a whole different perspective.  The Olympic medal is the pinnacle, when they go home they return with extreme pride, sporting any medal draped around their neck.  Some will go on to professional careers, but at the moment they win the medal, it is the ultimate prize and will be celebrated and revered.  If the IOC had any guts, they would re-vamp the rules and let the pros watch the Olympics on TV.   Unfortunately, the networks are the real driving force behind having professionals in the Olympics.  The greed of the IOC keeps the boob tube mucky-mucks in charge.   And don't get me started on the Summer Olympics and basketball.......





Biggest Surprise
The USA and Canadian Women's hockey goalies.   WOW, have they come a long way.  Their agility and athleticism has gone through the roof since Vancouver.  Odds are that USA goalie Jessie Vetter would have done better between the pipes for the men than Jonathan Swift.











Biggest "Should We Have Re-thought That"
After suffering an injury, star S. Korea speed skater Ahn Hyun-soo found himself on the outside looking in for a spot on his country's Olympic team.

Enter the Russians, "Приедьте конек для нас (come skate for us)" they offered.  Good move Russia! 


So Ahn packed his bags, moved to Russia, changed his name to Viktor and started preparing for the games. Ahn skated away with 3 Golds and 1 Bronze.   The S. Korea team finished medal-less.   Karma really is a bear isn't it?






Biggest Controversy
I love it when their is a scandal to go along with the competitions.   It spices it up, it gives all the conspiracy theorists new life, it brings the element of the National Enquirer into the mix.   This winter, the judging for the women's figure skating took over this spot ("now that's something new", he says sarcastically).  Accusations of improprieties have hit the news.   All I know is that I liked watching the Kim Yu -Na's performance much more than that of gold medalist Adelina Sotnikova.



Best Entertainment Value
Enter the newbies, the unknown, the who-dat athletes who jump into the limelight.   We loves us the underdog and when one emerges from the back of the pack to become a leader, we cheer as loud as we can.  Athletes like 18 year-old skiing Gold Medalist Mikaela Shiffrin make us look forward to 2018.




Biggest "This Is What It's All About" Moment
When Russian X-Country skier, Anton Gafarov, fell hard and broke a ski, Canadian coach, Justin Wadsworth, ran to his aid.  Carrying a spare ski he had in hand in the event that one of his skiers had trouble, he fitted the ski on Gafarov and off the Russian went.   He finished 12th in his heat, but he finished, only because Wadsworth has the right attitude.   A Gold Medal from all us to the Best Sportsman in the 2014 Olympics, coach Justin Wadsworth of Canada.



I hope your Olympic spirit is catching (not like Costas' pink eye).







Best Sochi Souvenir
Slope style skier and Silver Medalist Gus Kenworthy is coming home not just with a medal, but with 5 dogs he rescued before the Sochi Pooch Patrol could carry out orders to execute all stray canines.   Dog lovers everywhere are making you poster-boy for animal rescue.  Nicely done.